[lelandbatey]

Alternatively, just lie about the cancellation reason. *"Why are you cancelling your Comcast internet service?" Answer: "I am moving to the Solomon islands, where there is no Comcast service or business for 1000 miles in any direction (at least)."

[cruffle_duffle]

“I’m going to prison and getting my affairs in order” is a good one too.

[ethbr1]

If you want to be adversarial, tell them you're converting to the Amish faith, and would they like to hear details about it?