[ben_w]

New boss: "Why are you wearing a dragon fursuit?"

Candidate: "Dress for the job you want"

Boss: "Hired! Welcome to Fort Knox"

[some_furry]

If I showed up at a work event with a dragon fursuit, my boss would be like:

"Okay, what's the punchline?"

[ben_w]

"… and the barman says, 'Why the long face?'"

"… and orders a Flaming Sambuca"

"… so I asked him for a light"