[apwell23]

> some of the things that you prioritize

watching reels first thing in the morning in bed

[aquariusDue]

In bed?! You gotta multitask if you want to get things done, try on the toilet next time.

[cookie_monsta]

If you are spending 30 minutes on the toilet, language fluency is not your biggest problem

[ix101]

But learning how to ask the chemist for proctosydol in French may pay off dividends

[stefs]

if i spend 30 minutes on the toilet, standing up again is my biggest problem

[reddalo]

But your nearest proctologist is going to have a new client soon.

[poulpy123]

on the toilet ? I only go to the toilet on company time

[eigenman]

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.”

[glitchc]

I read Hacker News on the toilet.

[bookofjoe]

Sorry—TikTok FTW

[octocop]

10x more effective than coffee