[apfsx]

Jeff Bezo’s foaming at the mouth right now because of what you just wrote.

[rsynnott]

At the concept that there would be 'days off' in this future utopia?

(Also I'm fairly sure that the Amazon Dash is an un-product, so that's thoughtcrime for a start.)

[ryandrake]

Haha, yea, the only thing unbelievable about that otherwise great copypasta is that workers will have "days off" in 2058.