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When discussing results of a housing interest poll by prospective students at a cabinet meeting of a local university, members were dismayed that "high speed wifi" and "access to printing services" topped the list, and that none from their favored category of "luxury amenities" like discounts on cable television packages and smart appliances ranked at all.

The initial correspondence was also addressed to "the parents of $student".

Someone certainly felt confident in their clever little scheme to milk their endless supply of cash cows.