[fph]

I love that your story could be read in two different ways: (1) a recording of RMS appeared on the door entry system screen, or (2) the man himself waltzed out of that door and started singing.

[rmwaite]

I must shamefully admit that I did indeed read this and think RMS himself came out singing.

[fph]

RMS does indeed give out some strong Tom Bombadil vibes.