[codegeek]

Some of my favorites:

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back"

"Money is not everything. but make sure you make enough of it before talking such nonsense"

"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference"

"If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it"

"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

[gadders]

As a similar one liner I heard the other day:

"If you're forced to eat shit, don't nibble."