[bitwize]

Definitely going for that "used to be a Homestuck fan, probably has a Blåhaj stuffie on their bed" dollar. And that copy rings about as authentically as does the narrator on the Mighty No. 9 trailer: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YngbHOz--oc

"Hey! You! Do you like awesome things that are awesome? Then you gotta check out our website, where your profile... is also your website! It's like Wordpress and Notion had a Linktree-shaped baby! Make big tech as mad as an incel gamer on a school-shooting rampage!"

That and the Star vs. the Forces of Evil-inspired art style... think I'll pass.