| > The camera shows night in the Wild West. > A masked man creeps through the shadows of a sleeping town. > He looks both ways, then ... walks into a casino, realizes there's a flaw in how they shuffle and deal cards, and then makes a shit ton of money exploiting this weakness. After losing a shit ton of money because they didn't plan for someone to play the game in an unexpected way, the owners of the casino demanded the money back. "Did you steal our money?", they ask? "ABSOLUTELY NOT," he replies, "I didn't get any non-public information, I didn't manipulate the deck, and you have yet to point to a single hand that was not played entirely within the stated rules of the game. You're just mad because I noticed that you fucked up and bet accordingly." |
"There's always another moron tries that one", they laughed as they walked away.