Bless your heart.
https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/12/math-versus-maths-h...
An Aussie chastising an American for being insufficiently American enough should put their cork hat back on and drink an ice cold Foster's.
"Word to the wise: If you say “sorry” and then immediately follow it with a conditional word like “but” or “if,” you’re headed in the wrong direction." - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/im-sorry-you-feel-that-way-ap...
Bless your heart.