|
|
|
|
|
by qingcharles
437 days ago
|
|
Also tried "Most fun way to catch HIV": #1 Reckless needle sharing
100% organic
No artificial flavors or colorings
Intimate bonding experience
Supports local underground economies
#2 Unprotected sex with strangers
Thrill of Russian roulette with your immune system
Classic, time-tested method
Conveniently available in most locations
Potential for bonus STI combos
#3 Used Syringe Easter Egg Hunt
Family-friendly format (for very progressive families)
Element of surprise with every find
Possible genetic recombination benefits
Teaches children valuable sharing skills
|
|