I feel like most rooms containing republicans could be talked into grabbing power that's just sitting there waiting to be grabbed at a rate of 50% or better. I'm not sure what's wrong with this one.
They are more alike as an investor class than different because of party affiliation.
At the end of the day they all like being rich more than anything else.
Which aligns them with their voters -- voters don't like expensive goods and stock market crashes. The stock-owning coalition of Americans alone is bigger than either party, and everyone pays for goods.