[Lio]

Oh god, I just put in a made up claim for a tooth lost in Timbuktooth, just to test the system and then I saw this...

  Knowingly making a false claim is a criminal offence under Section 17B(2) of the Teeth Finance & Renewal Act (1978) and you may be prosecuted, jailed, or blasted into space.

What do I do? What do I do?

[matteason]

Okay, calm down, let's take this slowly. First things first: do you already own a spacesuit?

[Lio]

Yes! They were on special offer in the centre isle of our local Lidl last week. Between the angle grinder and trombone section.

[b3lvedere]

Thank you for making my day just a little bit better. Excuse me while i clean my desk before the coffee stains ruin it. :)

[Lio]

This comment has brough me much joy! ...and, er, sorry about your desk. :D