Is it possible to curl the uv binary and then invoke such a packaged script with --no-cache to run everything, including the Python installation, from /tmp?
Im fairly certain the answer to this is “yes”. Probably need to futz with env cars to get all the caches etc into /tmp though. It needs to put Python _somewhere_
There are a bunch of environment variables for controlling where it puts things, here's one that looks relevant: https://docs.astral.sh/uv/configuration/environment/#uv_pyth...