It's AI slop and it's a satire of their own position, in service of giggling at someone fearing for their long-term health. Seems rushed, ill-considered, ill-tempered, and smug in its lack of concern for anyone outside themself. So, just my $0.02, but i won't go out of my way to encourage it.
Funnily enough that's one of the commonly claimed AI tells, em-dashes -- but near-universally when I see it, it looks like someone is just mad because they're being talked down to.