[red-iron-pine]

I'm a paying customer, why tf should I care what the clerk thinks?

I paid the money, give me the key. Plus at no point did I pay them any money -- they're just, essentially, key escrow.

It's good marketing for them since being in and out of a pizza place means someone will likely buy a slice, but as a BnB customer IDGAF what they think outside of giving me that bloody key.