[jazzypants]

Please, show me a single benchmark that shows any other language that is even a single "order of magnitude" faster than JavaScript at literally anything.

It's funny that you put in the effort to condescendingly define orders of magnitude, but you forgot to check to see if you were actually correct before writing out eight paragraphs that made you look like a pompous ass.

Hating JavaScript is just pointless and sad at this point.