[pavlov]

I think the usual move is to buy some barely operating New Jersey deli chain or teabag factory that happens to be publicly listed, then rename it to:

Mvidia.AI BlockChain Deep Technology, Inc.

...and start putting out press releases about how you're planning to 1000x your revenue and uplist to NASDAQ, etc.

[kindatrue]

Deep cut of "Long Island Iced Tea Corp" -> "Long Blockchain Corp"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.

[BitwiseFool]

Be sure to sell chips and biscuits - but always refer to the biscuits as wafers. Then describe adding toppings to them as wafer-scale integration.

[SahAssar]

"3d-stacked intelligent layout of secured sticky elements for increased stability and on-demand integration"