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I would add that most of these feel like a setup and a punchline, but the two parts are styled the same and show up immediately

if I were building this I might experiment with showing them separately so you can fully appreciate the recognizable first bit

"Life coach :yoga:"

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"if my own counts"

with the punchline following. There's a bit of a pause that's missing in the delivery, though I'm not sure how to convey that pause in such a simple format