[aeries]

Your proposal is so bizarrely out of proportion with the harm caused that I can’t tell if it’s parody or not. Why not execute them while you’re at it?

[thfuran]

That would be cruel and unusual — their families and friends would needlessly suffer. They'll need to be executed too.

[garciasn]

I recommend we summarily execute people who don’t use the middle lane to go straight at an intersection, blocking everyone else from turning right on red; I feel as if jail time for these executives was pretty reasonable.