[0xcafecafe]

Bacteria still outweigh us a thousand to one and that's not counting those already in our bodies is a great alt-text as well.

[mitthrowaway2]

Bacteria aren't really animals though.

[gus_massa]

I remember a joke posted in a old thread here. Paraphrasing:

> Eukaryotes are the method that Prokaryotes use for space travel.