[rtkwe]

Me at the end of a contentious code review: "TURN YOUR KEY SENIOR!"

https://youtu.be/rLMCjuge6oE

[hinkley]

The only way to win is not to play.

See also: Samir you're breaking the car!

(For today's 10000, that's a bloopers real of a professional racer that was done as a prank by a rival and which ended up causing him some problems)