[alnwlsn]

Or, in the pre-USB-PD days, you do this[0]. Only 30 USB ports required. I swear I remember this being a toaster instead of a hot plate, but I guess you would need around 300 USB ports for a toaster.

[0] https://hackaday.com/2022/12/01/throwback-usb-hotplate-used-...