[immibis]

I, too, participate in the world's biggest and longest-lasting Ponzi scheme. As long as people keep buying in, the value will keep going up. It runs so long that it's likely it will still be running when I die. I strongly recommend everyone to buy as much of this scheme as possible.

[lurk2]

If you're cynical about global markets, you can always take profits and build a self-sufficient homestead somewhere remote, or buy a cauldron and fill it with gold doubloons and bury it at the end of a rainbow like a leprechaun. Doomerism caused me to miss out on the biggest bull run in history, so I no longer give this advice. Rural property is a hedge, not an investment.

[immibis]

Going by past results, Bitcoin's better.

[lurk2]

> Going by past results

I'd rather go by future results like Biff Tannen.

[immibis]

Sadly, my crystal ball is out of commission due to Heartbleed 2.