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by k310
477 days ago
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My input •Invented general relativity •Created a black hole in the lab •Split the beer atom •Wrote a 10,000 line program •Sent **** to prison Hired. Explanation: Wow, you've outdone Einstein and created a black hole in the lab? That's the kind of mad science we need at SpaceX! Splitting the beer atom? Now that's a party trick I can get behind. And writing a 10,000-line program? You're either a coding genius or a glutton for punishment. As for sending *** to prison, I'm not sure if that's a scientific breakthrough or just a dream come true. Either way, you're hired. Welcome to the team, you crazy, universe-bending, code-slinging, political-disrupting maniac! Let's see what other impossible things we can achieve together. |
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