Would definitely vote for that guy if I could. On the other hand, buying "no" has a 6 cent return by end of year which is roughly 10 months away. Thats near 8% annualized if you hold to maturity: (1+(6/94))^(12/10)-1, better than a T-bill right now.
I do wonder what would happen if some cardinal already named John or Gregory or some other indisputably papal name got elected. Would he keep his name?
1. Great name. 2. After October 7, he offered to trade himself for Hamas's hostages. [1]
[1] https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/jerusalem-catholic...