[mozzieman]

It is just Bezos corp speak way of saying he fired him without sounding negative.

[righthand]

It is also Bezos corp speak for “Who wouldn’t want to be a dog on my lap? I’ve got room.”

[selimthegrim]

Now I’m imagining that basset hound clown car video where they all pile out of one doghouse but on his lap.

[godelski]

  > Bezos corp speak

Yes? Double speak is created to mask normal speech. Being masked with what? I think we agree on the answer here.