| I'm just going to put this here. Someone please make this a reality. ### *"Tokamak Sailor"*
(To the tune of "Drunken Sailor") *(Verse 1)*
What shall we do with a tokamak sailor?
What shall we do with a tokamak sailor?
What shall we do with a tokamak sailor?
Early in the mornin'! *(Chorus)*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Fusion in the mornin'!* *(Verse 2)*
Raise the coils and heat up the torus!
Raise the coils and heat up the torus!
Raise the coils and heat up the torus!
Early in the mornin'! (Chorus repeats) *(Verse 3)*
Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter!
Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter!
Confine the plasma, don’t let it scatter!
Early in the mornin'! (Chorus repeats) *(Verse 4)*
Sail with the power of fusion glory!
Sail with the power of fusion glory!
Sail with the power of fusion glory!
Early in the mornin'! (Final Chorus, extra loud!)
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Fusion in the mornin'!* Now all aboard the reactor ship, lads! Keep that plasma hot, and may the tides be ever in our favor! |