[malfist]

Let's get everybody working on the feature into an hour long status meeting to check for blockers.

This is really important so we'll need to do this at least twice a day

[FridgeSeal]

No stop it, you’re stressing me out just reading it.

[malfist]

Don't worry, your manager will roll up their sleeves and help you code

[noisy_boy]

And if shit hits the fan, he will take full responsibility before making the incredibly hard decision of letting you go after thanking you for all your hard work as part of the close-knit corporate family.