[isoprophlex]

I'm a guy but for me it just... takes more time to finish pissing?

Then again I found out in my teenage years that not everyone is able to stop urinating on command, too. Something to do with excessive drinking, pissing in public places, and some friends not being able to haul their little firehoses in before the cops took notice.

Does pinching it off mid-piss hurt for you, as well?