[ok_computer]

If I could afford it, I’d certainly get a >$2000 queen size mattress in a few years. Nice firm mattresses are expensive. Internet connection and temperature control are not something I’m remotely interested in. A subscription doubly so. This is hilarious and illustrates how naive and reliant people are for technology to solve every problem in their lives.

[pedalpete]

I think that's just the price for the cover. You still need to supply your expensive mattress.