[dangoodmanUT]

is there a provider that's like bare metal, but would detect these kinds of things mostly automatic? E.g. faulty or constantly crashing hardware.

[greggyb]

Managed servers: https://www.hetzner.com/managed-server/

There are also others, but Hetzner is under discussion here.

[Tijdreiziger]

Managed servers are quite a different product, closer to ‘old-school’ shared webhosting.

You don’t get root access, but you do get a preinstalled LAMP stack and a web UI for management.