[hindsightbias]

I’ll bet DOGE could code up an auction system in no time. Or turn it over to Ticketmaster. Think of the profits.

[jcgrillo]

Or just open it up to the entire Internet [1].

[1] https://www.engadget.com/cybersecurity/the-doge-website-is-s...

[anon7000]

You say that, but a private company already manages the reservation system, and profits off of all the junk fees

[collingreen]

Shhh, don't let the facts get in the way of the bootlicking.

[seanp2k2]

But what if we had LexisNexis run it and charge a $350 processing fee for entrance passes with a 3-8 business week processing time?