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by ge96 491 days ago
I'd like my KPI metrics etched on my gravestone
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If you distill every metric in your life and put it in a Tableau dashboard, the load time would be so long that you could achieve immortality
That’s a very meaningful and comforting thought about one’s own impact on the world… except for tableau’s web performance team.
Only if you have to restart Prometheus…
I have delivered value, but at what cost?

https://youtu.be/DYvhC_RdIwQ

DevOps is a meaningful term. You understand DevOps because you use it everyday.
Or your net wealth?
It's me, your manager, quit slacking on Hacker News and get back to work. /s
It's Saturday
Not a team player, I see. This will be reflected in your next performance review.