[ge96]

I'd like my KPI metrics etched on my gravestone

[beau_g]

If you distill every metric in your life and put it in a Tableau dashboard, the load time would be so long that you could achieve immortality

[graypegg]

That’s a very meaningful and comforting thought about one’s own impact on the world… except for tableau’s web performance team.

[cyberpunk]

Only if you have to restart Prometheus…

[shepherdjerred]

I have delivered value, but at what cost?

https://youtu.be/DYvhC_RdIwQ

[ge96]

DevOps is a meaningful term. You understand DevOps because you use it everyday.

[chairmansteve]

Or your net wealth?

[kingo55]

It's me, your manager, quit slacking on Hacker News and get back to work. /s

[ge96]

It's Saturday

[cbsks]

Not a team player, I see. This will be reflected in your next performance review.