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by oniony 498 days ago
That's probably why he's happy to work in the office seven days a week.
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My guess is that it probably has more to do with the fact that Dimon probably has an entire floor all to himself with all kinds of customized artwork, couches, lounge chairs etc, with personal assistants, likely a private elevator, maybe even a private chef or personal catering everyday etc. He doesn’t have to deal with fighting for conference rooms, loud office mates, a shitty cubicle, etc.

Dimon’s office is likely bigger and nicer than most of his employees homes, so of course he doesn’t mind working from there.

i would work for the taliban if they paid me that much
Ok I laughed so hard at this.

But yeah, really tired of CEOs criticizing their workforces when they make as much money as they do.

Pay me your salary and I’ll live in the office.

We have FAANG'ers bringing in hundreds of thousands and still complaining about RTO.

We never had WFH before - it was an experiment. For many businesses, the experiment didn't work. If you don't want RTO, find some other business that allows WFH. It's pretty much that simple...

Where’s that data that it didn’t work? No one can show me this.

It works fine.

The data is all of the companies saying it doesn't work and calling for RTO. Does anything really think they're doing this for funsies? Does anyone comprehend how expensive it is to operate office buildings?

We think of these mega-corps as inhuman, penny pinching, stingy monoliths - yet we then believe they're blowing tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of dollars a month on office space that's unnecessary. The math ain't mathin'..

https://apnews.com/article/jpmorgan-chase-bank-earnings-prof...

Speaking of "math that ain't mathin'" what about the fact that their best year ever was a year while they had a shitload of remote workers?

You think these ego-maniac CEOs are entirely rational machines?

They’re just as into vibes as the corner shop trying to sell you spirit crystals.

Show me one CEO with a building and I’ll show you one who doesn’t have one. ThE MaTh AiNt MaThInG

If it didn't work how did JP Morgan bring home record profits in 2024? And in 2023, and in 2022, and in 2021?

Nothing is failing. Bro likes the office. He thinks everyone should too.

It’s insane to me how all these companies have profit numbers up and to the right for half a decade under hybrid policies, but then are like “you know what will make us do even better? Pissing off the whole work force all at once for no good reason.”

It’s just comically stupid.

Does he? I wonder what his attendance record is.
I doubt it, but he apparently claimed he does.