[ukoki]

Why do enterprises give developers shitty laptops? Why does it take a month to onbaord a new dev? Why does it take weeks to get a new dev tool installed that requires admin access? To get a firewall request reviewed? To get your team access to a fresh public cloud account for a new project?

The answer to all these questions is that things that are measurable will always be prioritised over things that are not easily measured. And the more mature the enterprise, the more the measurable has been squeezed to the detriment of the immeasurable.

IT hardware spend it very easily measured, but the time wasted and morale hit you get working on a shitty laptop is very hard to measure.

Anything that is measurable, you just turn a knob and announce 10% savings: well done you! enjoy your promotion -- the intangible negative externalities of your recklessness will rarely be considered or even known by the person whose job it is to review your performance.

[udev4096]

Most of the "security reasons" from the orgs is just laughable. Most will do a half decent job of even securing the whole infrastructure and spend majority of their time checking boxes of an outdated compliance agreement. No wonder data breaches are at it's peak. There is no real security improvement, it's just bandages