[y-curious]

Cool story! Note to future readers: there is no satisfying conclusion to the mystery found in the article. I definitely got baited

[blamazon]

I was hoping for a zany “trapped stress” material science explanation but this did not come to pass.

[fewgrehrehre]

Ah, yeah, a note that it remains unsolved might help with reader expectations. I didn't find that it affected my experience that much, but I can understand why it would.