[Philpax]

https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-...

[jfengel]

Note that that was published in 2014. Those days seem positively halcyon now.

[e40]

If you sent all the headlines from the last week back in time to the editor of The Onion they would be summarily ignored as too dumb.