[lelandfe]

Satoshi Nakamoto is actually a Trisolaran alien who came to Earth to hasten climate change and have humanity kill off itself.

[koakuma-chan]

Every civilization reaches a point where they invent cryptocurrencies, burn through all their resources mining imaginary coins, and that's why the universe is so quiet.

[antiraza]

The universe is a dark mint.

[ryandvm]

"Crypto is one of the great filters" is a hilarious take.

[oblio]

Hey, at least they're not making paper clips.

[mistercheph]

How much energy are we spending to try to summon stochastic parrot but world-ending doomsday edition?

[1659447091]

Two wrongs does not a right make