[setgree]

in a slightly different vein: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-work-from-hom...

> OPERATOR: O.K., Robert, you understand that what you just described isn’t really lunch, right?

> ROBERT: It is lunch. When there are no rules, it is lunch, Cherise!

> OPERATOR: Did you at any point dip the green peppers in the peach yogurt?

> ROBERT: Probably. Sorry.

[Dilettante_]

>dip the green peppers in the peach yogurt

Reminds me of that Bloodhound Gang song

[epiccoleman]

Woof, this one hit a little too close to home

[yashap]

This is great :) Also if anyone else is hitting New Yorker paywalls and can't read this, just disable JavaScript and reload.