[floppydiskette]

I bring a bottle of Malôrt to all holiday gatherings so everyone can have a shot together. I actually like it, but it’s always fun seeing a new person’s Malört face. Recently someone described it as tasting like boat cleaner.

[kyledrake]

A recent solid description I've heard was "distilled Chicago river".

[tptacek]

You can approximate it home by mixing 1 part Everclear and 1 part Windex.