[Apocryphon]

Perhaps the solution then should be to replace “y’all” with the northern regional equivalents of “youse” or even “yinz.” Would you feel happier about that?

[fidotron]

The other revealing thing is the way you people sound like you're in therapy sessions, always trying to frame things with emotive questions.

There's actually nothing wrong with the existing generally used words.

[Apocryphon]

What do you mean by “you people?” Are these people in the room with you right now?

[fidotron]

You're so endearing, it's really going to win me over to your side of the argument.

[Apocryphon]

What argument do you presume I’m advancing? Perhaps your tendency to see everything as a competition is why you view each conversation as a psychoanalysis evaluation.

[fidotron]

> What argument do you presume I’m advancing?

I'd be legitimately surprised if you know at this point.

[Apocryphon]

That’s my secret, Captain. I never have any arguments.