[carlosjobim]

Don't find romantic partners at work, that's against company policy and you will get fired.

Don't find romantic partners at raves, that's creepy, people are there to dance.

Don't find romantic partners at night clubs, that's creepy, people are there to dance.

Don't find romantic partners at public places, that's creepy, people don't want to be bothered in public.

Don't find romantic partners among friends, now you're ruining all the friendships.

Do stay locked up inside and try to find romantic partners between advertisements, by swiping on a screen three thousand times. That's more efficient and won't risk you wasting any productive time that you in fact owe to the government, to shareholders and to pensioners. It's actually quite outrageous that some young people are trying to escape their productivity duties and even risk forming long term relationships and having children, which is literally taking food out of the mouths of the elderly. They need your tax dollar, stop wasting time!