[fzzzy]

Brendan Eich always used to say that ecmascript sounds like a skin disease.

[troymc]

Not to be confused with EczemaScript or AcneScript.

[evanmoran]

It sounds like you’ve come down with the elusive humor monad. To prevent state mutation be sure to bind once a day with OCaml:

https://ocaml.org/docs/monads