[nosioptar]

If there was ever someone worthy of getting a bag of glittery dicks, it's Bezos.

[Cthulhu_]

The Amazon HQ address is public knowledge, but I doubt he opens his own mail:

Mr. Jeff Bezos, CEO

Amazon dot com, Inc.

410 Terry Avenue North

Seattle, Washington 98109-5210

[phone]

[lotsofpulp]

Bezos has not been the CEO for 3+ years, and he moved to Miami a while ago.