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by pipeline_peak 527 days ago
Wake up at 8, lay in bed and watch porn till 8:55. Login to my computer so my boss thinks I’m working then take a shower. Gently pound my stomach 500 times for gut health/anxiety. Eat a small amount of protein like 3 eggs with tea after. Start working at 10:30 until 5 with lunch around 2.

I hate my job lol