[MathMonkeyMan]

I can put together a good powerpoint presentation -- one that isn't just bullet points and fluff.

It takes me forever. It's like preparing for a talk at a tech conference. I spend hours and hours off the clock refining the slides, the script, and rehearsing the timing.

Nobody's going to put in that effort if they have to present multiple times per quarter, especially if they know that nobody cares and that it doesn't really matter anyway.