[anthomtb]

Breaking up the travel on the way to the much, much better beaches and much, much clearer water in the Caribbean?

That's the only reason I'll be spending a night in America's wang.

[likeabatterycar]

You're also much, much more likely to get much, much more beaten and robbed and have your rental car stolen with everything in it, and have to deal with the corrupt cops as a foreigner in the Caribbean.