[sexyman48]

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door. That way, Lumbergh can't see me. And after that, I just sort of space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.

Office Space (1998)