[nkrisc]

All the important stuff comes by either certified mail or a legal process server.

[Fade_Dance]

I only accept and send Horde Mail.

A personalized Viking Raider takes your package on a saga to your chosen destination, looting and pillaging on the way while yelling battlecries and occasionally throwing an axe.

Extra charge if longboat is required.

[nmeagent]

Yeah, but I bet they just pass any resulting weregild right back on to the customer...